Thursday, August 7, 2008

Clapping and singing.

Me (talking to Animalia's Nana): I think she may be a fag hag.
Nana: A what?
Me: A fag hag.
Nana: A fat cat?
Me: A hag. Nevermind.
Nana: Ohhhhh. Why?
Me: Because when she hears Chaka Khan and Diana Ross she starts clapping and singing. On the way here today "I'm coming out" was on the radio and she started singing and I could hear her clapping her hands.

So this is my current theory about my daughter. Either that or she's a disco fan, plain and simple. But I prefer the previous explanation better. Also, there have been a couple of gay men that she's met in her short life that she's taken a shine to. With smiling and ojitos and such.

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