dirty words

I HATE THE "WORD" VAJAYJAY.

Yeah, that stupid word that people say instead of saying vagina. Vajayjay. What the hell is that?! Vagina is not a dirty word.

Conversation that ties this in with Mi Animalia and why this is appropriate here:
Me (during diaper change): She's looking a little red down there. What do you think?
Jimmy: On her stuff?
Me: At least you said stuff and not vajayjay.

Then I start ranting about vajayjay. I don't remember what I said exactly but I just couldn't stop.

Me: Fuck it. I'm just going to get really offensive and start calling it her meat curtains.
Jimmy: That's my daughter you're talking about. Please don't.
Me: What about tiny giny? It's appropriate. I mean, she's a baby so...
Jimmy: Just don't. "Stuff" is fine.