Did I tell you that she's a puppy?

Did I tell you that she's a puppy, or more specifically a babao?

Here are the signs:
1. When asked, "¿Como te llamas?" she answers, "¡Babao!"
2. She's into tipping her food out of her bowl and onto her high chair tray and just eating it straight from the tray, no hands! She'll also eat from my hand like that, not even bothering to take the Cheerios from me with her own hands, just mouth to hand.
3. She cannot be trusted around dog food. She hasn't eaten any yet, that we know of, but sure seems fascinated by it. She'll even say "Babao" when she approaches it.
4. She'll drag around Cooper's leash and collar as long as we let her, all day even.
5. She loves his tags, wants them even, gets mad at Cooper when she's playing with them, still attached to his collar, still around his neck, and he moves away from her. She gets MAD.