Me: Is she awake?
Jimmy: Umm no. She's not awake. She's just sitting on my chest giggling while she's fast asleep.
Me: Wouldn't that be creepy?
Jimmy: What if I woke up and she was sitting on my chest...
Me: ...and her eyes were all white...
Jimmy: ...and she said Hi Da in a monster voice and then she sprouted fangs and ate my face?
Me: That would be so creepy.
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Issues have you.
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